To my future wife…
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
dont ask me about sexuality ur not gonna get a straight answer
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.